"I used to knit. It was one of the first hobbies I picked up. I was terrible. The hardest part was being on a 12-passenger van when we started, and I had two knitting needles. I was like, “Ima make all you boys scarves! And we’re gonna be the cutest little touring…” It was not a good idea. But, it was hard when we’d go over the bumps in the road, and I would be like, *brings hands towards face* almost stab myself in the eye.
… Yeah, I quit doing that." 

Hayley Williams

• Interviewer: The first question is... "Why are you so effing amazing?"
• Hayley & Jeremy: *laugh*
• Interviewer: Is it your hair? Or...?
• Hayley: No, actually, it's Jeremy's hair... but it's all covered up right now. It's too amazing.
• Jeremy: Yeah. It's the secret to Paramore.
• Hayley: It is!

• Interviewer: So how does it work for the Holidays? When you're in a band and you exchange gifts, are you like, each other's secret santa?
• Hayley: Well, I already found Taylor's gift, Jeremy's been hard for me to buy for this year, but ya know... I'm still going for it.
• Interviewer: Why are you so hard?
• Jeremy: I don't know. My gifts to all of them are usually the strangest things.
• Taylor: First gift Jeremy got me was from Crackleberal, it was a mouse, actually there were two mice and they were playing banjo. You press a button and they were playing banjo. Like, "THANKS MAN, THIS IS KILLER!"

inevermeant:

heythereblanca:

fuckyeahparamorgasms:

I’ve clearly been watching way too many Paramore videos lately.

awesome.

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"We’ve been very good-looking since the beginning. Girls have now started realizing… I don’t know why it took them so long." 

Josh Farro

"My most memorable moment was when… I was in math class, and my friend was sitting in-front of me. And he turned and like, looked at me. And I was like, ‘what?’ and he turned back around, and then he mooned me. And I was laughing. So we kindda took turns mooning each other in class. And the teacher never saw us!" 

Josh Farro

my muffin. 

• Interviewer: What would you do if someone sent you a muffin in the mail?
• Hayley: *raises eyebrows in hesitation* I would say.... [sings] "why are you bluffin' with my muffin, muffin, muffin..." I don't know. I would probably test it to make sure it wasn't poison or anything weird. Or had pot in it or something... And then I would eat it.

"Just passed a place called Hot Sauce Williams. Feeling good about myself." 

Hayley Williams

• Zac: Taylor and I don't like scary movies.
• Taylor: We like cereal.

• Hayley: What's the common denominator of our bus?
• Taylor: cereal.
• Hayley: right. Cereal. We like to buy the most colourful cereal, cutest cereal,
• Taylor: ... Healthy...
• Hayley: Healthy cereal...